Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Enjoy Your Slavery

Enjoy Your Slavery
You know, I'm really sick and tired of having to struggle all the time with work that was obviously popular from the very beginning. Why didn't anyone simply approach me for this work when I first posted it? What a stupid fucking system.

They leave me in the dark with zero views and then they punish me because I wouldn't listen to my head voices. Can you imagine my outrage?

Look how much work they stole from me. Shouldn't I own my own TV network by now? What's the holdup? Are they afraid my network would dominate the airwaves and take away all their viewers? Are the sponsors only interested in sponsoring crime? I could expand all these dialogues into full shows. I am an artist who can detect talent in others. I bet my network would be a smashing success. Isn't that what America is supposed to be all about? Are they afraid in the home of the brave?

Too bad I'm Canadian. That means that when I get into a dispute with American TV stars, my countrymen all take sides with them against me. But did everyone see how Americans supported their stars against me and how Brits supported their stars against me? Wasn't their patriotism touching?

Oh, hi America! How are those murderers in your highest offices? Did they learn to write their own speeches yet?

I've often told my mother she had too many children. I was trying to tell her I didn't want to be born. You all have helped her to see my side. She's eighty-seven.

I bet if we rounded up all the people who committed fraud with my work in the last seven years, we could fill a stadium. Some great prospect for my future.

Is NBC on the air? Is CBC on the air? Oh, how nice. Just like when a pedestrian is run over on a busy street, they have to clear the body to keep the traffic going.

It's a good thing I have strong intuition. No one tells me anything. They leave me isolated and hover over me like buzzards waiting to pick my carcass.

If you're going to support these creeps now, don't even pretend to be free. They own you. Enjoy your slavery. I hope it makes you nice and comfortable.
  
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