In the Name of Confusion

I Googled my image yesterday and stumbled on an image in the top row that led me to a link in Sarasota, Florida. I was not aware that there was any other person in the world with my first and last name until I checked this link. My last name's spelling has been altered since my great grandfather came over here from Poland. There is only one U.S. family with the same last name and we are not related. Do they have a David in Sarasota, Florida? I know that my brother Bernard lives in Florida. Did he name one of his sons after me? I doubt it. I have Googled my name and I must protest that of the three images displayed in the image row under the text findings, the middle shot of a fat, bespectacled man on a couch with an acoustic guitar is not of me. But at least we've made some progress since 2007 when such image searches would turn up Jay Leno's image first in the uppermost, leftmost position. That only took seven years to clear up. In the meantime, does anyone want to tell that guy on the couch with the guitar to get the fuck out of my image search results? My own face is hard enough to cope with. I've always been skinny because I seldom get enough to eat. Tell that well fed prick to take a hike. I don't mind my niece Katie being mixed in with my pictures. At least she doesn't cause any confusion.
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