My Opinion with Mia Peek Freen

Good day and welcome to another faithful broadcast of My Opinion, where I, Mia Peek Freen, force the establishment to face the issues that matter. My guest today is Alvin Milne, the leader of the Sex Party which wants to abandon free elections and establish a rockocracy. And some say that we have that form of government already. How would you answer them? We may already have enough drugs and rock to form a partial rockocracy, but we're lagging hopelessly behind the Europeans in sex. But isn't the right to be uptight protected in a free society such as ours? Yes, and that is why we need a dictatorship to enact the radical laws needed to make orgies and mandatory mating the new norm. I see. Well, you can go ahead and legislate sex but it takes people to make it free and abundant. How will you see that your laws are obeyed? We've decided to focus on the young with a program of indoctrination, using the school system. Boys should learn at an early age that women don't know what they want and need a man to show them. And promiscuity among girls, rather than being discouraged, should be praised and rewarded. Nonetheless, some of the unusual sexual practices you advocate may repulse some sections of the public. Yes, in order to maximize overall sexual pleasure, slaves will be used for the unpopular roles. Slaves? Slavery is essential to the realization of our vision. Mister Milne, it took us centuries to abolish slavery and now you want to bring it back? I'm afraid I must protest your policy. Someone like yourself, for instance, could only have her own stable of young field hands under our proposed slavery legislation. On the other hand, your uncompromising solutions have been called the wave of the future. For My Opinion I'm Mia Peek Preen. Thank you for joining us.
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