A Message from Our President

Good evening my fellow Iniquians. Did I take you by surprise by being a network president instead of your elected representative in government? Since your political president depends on campaign support from my personal contributions and must submit to the influence of my broadcasts on the mindset of voters, that makes me your true president. It's time we all faced this reality. Now it has recently come to my attention that my Devil worship is causing some concern out there. There is no reason for this. In fact, we should all be grateful to the Dark Lord for showering his favors upon us. It has made us the richest, most powerful country on the globe. The Devil is widely misunderstood as a creature of pure malevolence, whose contracts bring short term gains that always result in death and destruction. We have found that such outcomes are merely the result of improper worship of a supernatural benefactor. The Devil has feelings, too, you know. When he's rejected or scorned, you can't blame him for lashing out with wars and plagues. Here at the Nefarious Broadcasting Corporation we make sure the Devil gets his due. We pledge our souls to his cause for all eternity on your behalf, which is why, here in Iniquia, no matter how much we already have, we may still complain about not having enough. We're not asking for gratitude, but only for recognition of our sacrifice. Good bye and may God Bless Iniquia.
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