Dare Devils

"Let's get started right away with our first contestant, a bank manager. Sir, were you ever charged with fraud? Truth or dare?" "You mean that little income tax mistake? That was cleared up ages ago, but to avoid your loaded question, I choose 'dare'." "Very well. I dare you to take this cheque to a bank and cash it." "But it's not in my name." "Just use the name on the cheque." "I can't do that!" "Why not?" "It's illegal!" "You should've thought of that before you committed fraud. Moving on to our next contestant, a schoolteacher . Ma'am, were you ever disciplined for corrupting your students with vile lessons on human anatomy and reproduction? Truth or dare?" "You mean sex ed? It's in the curriculum. However, rather than argue with you, I choose 'dare'." "As you wish. I dare you to take these magazines and circulate them in your class." "Good heavens! They're as bad as the internet!" "Yes, you might want to put them in a brown paper bag if you're using public transit." "I can't expose the innocent eyes of my third graders to these abominations!" "You want the money, don't you? Get going. Time for one last challenger, a top secret federal agent, though you probably know him as belonging to some other occupation - especially if you're watching from abroad. Sir, are you permitted to kill anyone who exposes you as a spy? Truth or dare?"
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